I know he's trying to be funny, but...

I have to be honest, I was going to write a dork/geek/midget related ad here, given the picture of one guy posing like a dork with a friend pretending to be a midget standing on a garbage can. But let's be honest, there is little I can ad that would be worthwhile given the fact that, for some reason, this gentleman felt it would be a good way to attract a date.


Hey, at least it's not another tranny.

It's a freaking clear plastic plate!

I give you my heart on a plastic plate. Take it my love and let us dance the dance of romance. What's that you say? This picture is dorky? What do I hear? Drawing in a heart makes me look like a fool? I feel for you my poor dreamgirl for you have become jaded to the world of romance. Let me reintroduce you to this special joy. If you like, I can even improve some pictures of the two of us together on our first date!


I have just one word: RULES!

How many rules does this one ad break?

Ladies, as if the fact I am clearly well put together, and also have some serious fashion sense (see my stylish headgear?) weren't enough, you must have noticed my most important feature: my huge plunger. Yes, it is a truly large plunger. And in case you're wondering, yes, I do know how to use it. I can truly plunge the deepest depths. I can remove whatever may be blocking your pipes. And, seriously, isn't a plunger more gentle than a roto-rooter?


Insert your own snarky comment here. Frankly, I think the plunger speaks for itself.