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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Busted!

Been caught eatin'
once,
it was at 5'.
Yeah I'd done it 'fore then,
it's just as simple as that.
It's just a
simple fact,
when I want something and don't want to be seen eatin' it,
I squat down
on the floor.
I squat down on the floor.
Hey alright,
I got big thighs,
cause it's mine.
Mine all mine.

Nothing sexier than a woman squatting on kitchen floor hiding while she eats God knows what. OK, well maybe there are a few thousand sexier things.

Labels: brunette, caught, eating, female, personal ad, squatting