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Scary Personals
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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Just shaking my head

I don't even really have a joke. I am just confused why she went to the trouble to colorize the juice box.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

More doggie love

I have to say I have met some great guys from my ad, but I just don't get why you are all so shy! I know they say that you shouldn't kiss on a first date, but I really don't mind. Heck, I'd take a third or fourth date kiss! Oh, and what does "kibble breath" mean?

Tell me what licks your lips in the forum.




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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Chchchchanges

There comes a time in every girl's life where she has to make some changes. I have changed my hair, changed my eye colors. I even changed my boobs. Now the big one. I have got these old bras that just don't fit anymore, and I am going to make use of them some way or another. As you can see, they make nice headware. I am sure I can find all sorts of other uses. And I can't wait for winter to see how well they work as earmuffs!

Explain why she did this here.




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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Just a quick observation

I was going to post an ad, but instead I just have a simple observation:

You won't tan dressed like that!


Make up your own damn ad.




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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

No, I don't need a lube job

I am a very self sufficient girl. I don't need a man to take care of me. As you can see, I don't even need you to pump my gas! Now, I don't know what is wrong with you guys. You must find a girl like me intimidating. All I keep getting is guys saying they want to show me their hose, or pump me. One guy said he'd love to fill my tank with premium, whatever that means. But whatever the problem is with you guys, I don't really care because, as you can tell, I am very self sufficient.

If you can figure out where the end of the hose is, tell me.




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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Do you have "lumber" jack?

Guys, look at this picture and pay very close attention. What do you see between my legs? Yes, that is a big log. In fact, it is a huge log. I like my wood BIG. Oh, and it's not balsa wood. I like hard wood. What am I looking for? BIG HARD WOOD! So, unless you have BIG HARD WOOD, don't waste my time.

Please, keep your wood to yourself and out of my forum.




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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Marty Moose... Marty Moose

What am I looking for in a man? Well, he needs to be the outdoors type. Specifically I need him to have a sharp knife and a strong back because he will have to gut whatever I decide to shoot and/or hit with my car. I don't have any problem killing it, but you have to clean it. I am a girl, after all.

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