Actual Text: July 19th Edition

Just moved to (edited to protedct the monkey fucker), loving life out there. Working hard, partying harder. I wouldn’t mind meeting a beautiful woman who is not a Pirate Hooker.



Frankly, I don't think you can put your pic on the net, on a personals site, which lists your location, while trying to protect your identity. Then again, I don't see what's so bad about a beautiful woman who just happens to be a pirate hooker.
(And the beastiality tag is a personal favorite. You'd be amazed how many of the people that come to Scary Personals from Google Image Search are searching for bestiality. I think it's second only to bukakke. And a shitload of people spell it wrong, so I have to use both spellings. Ya'll are some sick fucks who really should learn the right way to spell your perversion.)