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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

No, I don't need a lube job

I am a very self sufficient girl. I don't need a man to take care of me. As you can see, I don't even need you to pump my gas! Now, I don't know what is wrong with you guys. You must find a girl like me intimidating. All I keep getting is guys saying they want to show me their hose, or pump me. One guy said he'd love to fill my tank with premium, whatever that means. But whatever the problem is with you guys, I don't really care because, as you can tell, I am very self sufficient.

If you can figure out where the end of the hose is, tell me.


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