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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

It's a freaking clear plastic plate!

I give you my heart on a plastic plate. Take it my love and let us dance the dance of romance. What's that you say? This picture is dorky? What do I hear? Drawing in a heart makes me look like a fool? I feel for you my poor dreamgirl for you have become jaded to the world of romance. Let me reintroduce you to this special joy. If you like, I can even improve some pictures of the two of us together on our first date!

I have just one word: RULES!

Labels: dork, heart, male, personal ad, photoshop