Know what AW stands for?

You know, just because I like to flash a sign that simulated going down on another woman does not make me gay.

It's the fact I actually like going down on other women that makes me gay!


FYI, I only make this joke because her ad says she's straight. Any time a woman uses the whole lesbian tease thing to get attention I start to think she's maybe just a little desperate for attention.

It had so much potential

I am really looking forward to our first date. I get real excited about meeting new people. It's so much fun seeing if someone is the same in person as they seem online and on the phone. Do they use the same voice in person as they do on the phone? Are they really interested in trip hop and capable of discussing it for hours on end? Do they really like Thai food that is extremely hot? Do they taste like they look in their picture?


Somehow this picture truly fails when it comes to the potential for hot girl-on-girl action.