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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

I wonder if she used a gun or her bare hands

I need a man capable of carrying a full sized moose. See, I can kill the damn things, but they sure are heavy. I have probably killed 50 of them, but then the best I can do is climb on it's back and have my picture taken. I do usually cut the head off so I can mount the antlers on my wall, but I really want the whole moose for once. And don't tell me to get a 4-wheeler. A lady doesn't go around riding something like that, and I am a lady.

You know, I am not opposed to hunting, but is it me or is she wearing the same kind of gloves you'd wear to wash the dishes?

Labels: dead, female, hunter, moose, personal ad, red head

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Marty Moose... Marty Moose

What am I looking for in a man? Well, he needs to be the outdoors type. Specifically I need him to have a sharp knife and a strong back because he will have to gut whatever I decide to shoot and/or hit with my car. I don't have any problem killing it, but you have to clean it. I am a girl, after all.

Make fun of her gloves in the forum.