You make the joke tonight

I'll admit it. This pic has me stumped. I tried and tried to write an ad. There's just too much to work with here. Do I bring up the famous quote from Winston Churchill "The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash."?¹ What about the FedEx hat and a "deliveries in the rear" joke? Hell, what is he doing with his right hand and why is he smiling if he is really trying to get away but has been trapped by that locked gate? There is so much here I am having a virtual overload here! I'll just let y'all decide which joke to go with, or even make your own. Hell, post it as a comment. I don't care.

¹Yes I know he didn't really say it, but I hear he wish he did.