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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

How many rules does this one ad break?

Ladies, as if the fact I am clearly well put together, and also have some serious fashion sense (see my stylish headgear?) weren't enough, you must have noticed my most important feature: my huge plunger. Yes, it is a truly large plunger. And in case you're wondering, yes, I do know how to use it. I can truly plunge the deepest depths. I can remove whatever may be blocking your pipes. And, seriously, isn't a plunger more gentle than a roto-rooter?

Insert your own snarky comment here. Frankly, I think the plunger speaks for itself.

Labels: dork, male, personal ad, plunger, shirtless

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Actual Text October 2, 2007

I am a funloving man that is looking to meet funloving ladies. You never know what might pop up during a good conversation. Love to chat and cam online. Love a "stimulating" conversation

I swear I have no idea what this guy is talking about.

How scary is this ad?

Labels: hairy chest, personal ad, shirtless