She really should have worn the thong

I like big sluts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
When a girl walks in and grinds on your groin,
And makes you spring your loins,
You get a really goofy ass grin on your face and look like a total tool because no woman wants to go out on a date with some moron who poses with what, were it not for the lack of a t-back, looks like a stripper giving him a lap dance


As sluts go she's not bad looking I guess.

Take a number

I am very seriously interested in finding my next guy. That is, as soon as this guy is done.


I always love the classy ads.

Can you say skank?

You know, just because I choose to post a pic showing not only the tops of my stockings, but my panties, does NOT make me a slut. It's the fact that I put out on every date I go on that makes me a slut!


I swear that my first thought was that some guy was trying to get a date for his Real Doll because he just couldn't keep up with her in the sack.