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Scary Personals
Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.



Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Is that a purse strap?

Point 1: IF you happen to find one of the very few women in this worold who are impressed by a pic of you "chugging", it is unlikely that they will be impressed if said "chugging is iced tea, even if you do have lemon on it.


Point 2: Most women, in seeing multiple pictures of you, taken on different days, would like to see evidence that you have more than one style of t-shirt.

Point 3: IF you do have only one stlye of shirt, the typical woman is likely to prefer that it not be comic strip themed.




Sometimes I just have to offer advice, even though it may not be "friendly" advice.

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