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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is that you Leatherface?

I'm looking for a new woman. I had a woman, but she's, um, gone now. No, I haven't seen her. I swear I have no idea where she is. I had a woman before her too, but I don't know where she is either. Honestly, I have no clue! In fact, I have no idea where the last 32 women I have been with are. None of them! Why are you harassing me? I'm not posting anything else without an attorney present!

You have got to see the lampshades this guy made.

Labels: chainsaw, male, personal ad, serial killer, tattoos

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Anyone know what kind of gun that is?

I am a slim attractive blond who, as you can see, has a fantastic body. I love the outdoors and want a man who feels the same way. I've got some tats, so if that's a turn-off, you had better just move on to the next girl. If you think you can handle me, and will treat me right, drop me a line. If we do go out and you do anything to hurt me, be aware I WILL blow your balls off.

I like girls, and I like guns. But, somehow, the idea of combining the two scares me.

Labels: blond, female, gun, hot tub, personal ad, tattoos