He could at least use real Tobasco

... Also you should be aware that, in addition to being a strict vegetarian, I believe sincerely in only eating foods produced locally. By locally I mean within 50 feet of my kitchen. As a result, I grow most of my own food. I do, however, live in an apartment, which does limit what I can grow somewhat. So if you cannot accept the fact I eat my houseplants, and those of my neighbors, then perhaps it is best if we just agree to disagree and you move on to the next ad...


I kind of hope he did pour the hot sauce on the plant, since it would then pour down all over his hand and the carpet. But I'm just mean like that.