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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Friday, July 25, 2008

More radioactive love

I have heard that this is a place that will accept people like me. It's not our fault we were exposed to massive doses of radioactivity. It's so hard to find a woman who is understanding and doesn't mind the fact that I glow in the dark and cannot pass through airport security without getting the TSA all up in arms. I'm just so glad to find a place where I can reach out for the female companionship I so crave without being mocked.

Well, OK... so I am mocking him.

Labels: glow in the dark, male, personal ad, photoshop, radioactive, x-ray

Friday, July 18, 2008

I wasn't like this before I vacationed in Iran

WANTED: Understanding woman who has her own protective anti-radiation suit. Must be comfortable dealing with occasional radiation sickness and glowing in the dark (having a sleep mask a big plus). Working nights and sleeping during the day has generally worked best. Also must not be easily disturbed by seeing her own bones when in close proximity. Very interested in hot nuclear physicists.

New rule, in addition to no photoshopping or adding your own text, do not utilize odd image manipulation tools.

Labels: glow in the dark, male, personal ad, radioactive, x-ray